Edward Lear
This is a Rabid Puppy 2016 Hugo nomination for Best Short Story. It was published online here at Vox Popoli. This is a parody of Rachel Swirsky’s Nebula Award winning story “If You Were a Dinosaur My Love” that you can read here. This piece also targets John Scalzi, the SFWA and the Nebula Awards.

Iā€™m not going to rate this one, as Greg Hullender is probably right in the comments that it’s not a story–maybe a related work. You can compare it to the original and decide for yourself. I do have to say this is a masterful stroke by Vox Day in attacking a lot of things he’s not happy with.